reasons why i shouldn't do my summer reading:
1. it's summer.
2. the books suck.
3. there is only a fifty percent chance that doing/not doing it will effect my grade.
4. sparknotes, baby!
5. the book is poorly written.
6. i could rewrite the book so that it would be half as long.
7. the book, is really really long.
8. every second spent doing summer reading is a second where i am not having fun.
9. or learning about something interesting.
10. or worrying about boys.
11. or updating my blog.
12. or making money.
13. or doing drugs.
14. or selling drugs.
15. or making money selling drugs.
16. or using my imagination.
17. summer reading kills imagination.
18. and also babies.
19. SUMMER READING KILLS BABIES!
20. i don't want to.