it's not hot yet. it will get hot, and then the only thing i will be able to do is lay in the cold bath and read old new yorkers and be a snot. be a snot? yeah, what is more snotty then laying around reading old new yorkers? i am sixteen, and all ready i will only read publications with the word "new york" in their names. everything else is crap. which isn't completly true, sometimes i read zines, and sometimes i read literary journals, and sometimes i read actual books. but those things just make me more of a snot. what is more snotty then reading little books that you can only get your hands on at certain stores, or through your friends? and literary journals? please*. books? well, okay, books are for the common man., but not really, tv is for the common man. i watch tv sometimes, the office. i can tell you all about michael scott. the office is what i talk about at school.

*i would like to point out the me reading literary journals is a very new thing. you know, just so i don't feel like such a fake, leading you on or anything.